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If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
(Source: brennablueskies)
(Source: Spotify)
Hi, I recently saw the photo you posted on student debt (Education should not be a debt sentence”) and was hoping you might be interested in reading a piece I wrote: “man-in-the-street,” a short story that follows a recent college graduate forced to examine the emotions involved when reality falls short of expectations. The story can be read free HERE (www.scribd.com/OscarHughes)! Peace, Oscar
Greg Karber is out for revenge. He’s passing out Abercrombie clothes to homeless people in Los Angeles, after the brand’s image-obsessed CEO said he only wants pretty people to wear his clothes.
Apologies for the terrible image quality - I’m lacking scanner access at the minute so I had to take these photos on my phone
I was reading hyperbole and a half’s blog entry explaining their experience of depression and decided to make another sketchy comic based on my experiences with anxiety, which is another mental illness I think people tend to misunderstand quite frequently
Hopefully this will be of use to some people - whether they suffer from anxiety themselves or if they just want to know more about it
Oh my gosh, I’ve been wondering what’s been going on with me lately, I think this sums it up pretty well.
Who is the most attractive US president of all time?
It’s not the gorgeous Barack Obama or the zesty Bill Clinton or the tragically beautiful John F. Kennedy or either of the Roosevelts or even Baberaham Lincoln
THAT’S RIGHT FRIENDS
IT’S RUTHERFORD B. HAYES
OMG another Hayes!!
(Source: mainhoodnigga)
Because of the weight of the ends of the forks, and how they’re distributed behind the penny (closer to the glass), the center of gravity of the whole system is actually shifted quite significantly. If I’m right, it would actually have to be right where the penny meets the glass. This mean, in a sense, all the “weight” of the system of the forks and penny is resting right on that point, rather than out in the air, so if you balance it, it’ll be stable on the glass.
SCIENCE.
…….Close enough
The difference between Science and Engineering.
(Source: christiantheatheist)
WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A CAT
mAYOR STUBBS
”He doesn’t raise our taxes - we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said Lauri Stec “He’s honest.”
and he oNLY drinks water from a wine glass
A town decided that a cat would be a better mayor than people
“He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”
About My Randomness Shit
Lizthardz.
Day 5: My favorite cuddlebuddy.
is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
Hair cuuuuut! #haircut #hair #me #happycretin
